Everybody Dies Too Soon

by The Dudes

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A three-minute reminder to grab life by the throat and love like you are going to get cancelled, like so many 80's sitcoms.



Carrie say "marry me," but I don't wanna be killed or die alone
(I don't want to die alone)
Nah, I'ma stay single girl, keep it goin' cause I don't want to die at all
(I don't want to die at all)
Just like the night moon sticks around after the sun comes out
We stumble home two jerks
While normal people walk to work

Kick it out, stick it out
Everybody dies too soon

Alex P. Keaton does uppers, skips supper, don't want to sleep at all
(I don't want to sleep at all)
I'ma stay on it like Nick is on motorbikes, Jen's out at the mall
(I know Jen's out at the mall)
My my, McKinley High, young hearts got broke, Karen got high
Kev waited Winnie rolled, they banged on the last episode

Kick it out, stick it out
Everybody dies too soon

The waiting is a dangerous game honey
Love will show her face, then she'll race right off
So hold on to that thing you want brother
You gotta get it in before you get it gone

'cause life is like ripping on motorbikes
One tank of gas never lasts long, and neither will you

So kick it out, stick it out
Everybody dies too soon


released December 2, 2015
All songs by the Dudes
Matt Doherty, Brock Geiger, Bob Quaschnick, Danny Vacon

co-produced by Kirill Telichev & the Dudes
engineered by Jamie Prentice & Kirill Telichev (Bottega Studio)
mixed by Chris Shaw
mastered by Dave Horrocks (Infinite Wave)



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